Wednesday, March 24, 2010

Tricky fallopians

Dear stupid twinge-like pangs in my lower right abdomen,

You are gas, right? Or constipation? Or maybe a gall stone or early stage appendicitis?

I didn't eat as many vegetables this weekend as I normally do, is that your problem? Or is it that I ate dessert on both weekend days?

I know the liklihood of you signalling something great, like say, implantation, is low... so can you please clarify your purpose?

Google has informed me that he has provided all available relevant information, so now it's up to you.

Sincerely Yours,


  1. I very much wish our "lady parts" could talk to us. Morse code perhaps? Anything so we would know what going on downstairs.

    I am hoping for the best for you!!

  2. I feel you!! I just did my first dIUI, and every little twinge seems infinitely significant! And we're supposed to be stress-free??

  3. I know - it's crazy. I keep trying to convince myself to NOT be hypersensitive... but I'm just not sure that's possible.